"NO AND THEN"

Recently, I was discussing movies and tv shows with other people. I was spouting out scenes/lines from different flicks and they couldn't believe I remembered such random things.

Such as "Oh, but Baby Fish Mouth is sweeping the nation" :


or "The Porkchop Express":


or "I refuse to play your Chinese-foo mind games!"


or "The Ribbon Scene"


It's amazing how much random knowledge I have!!!

Welcome back!

BIBI CAME HOME!!! WAHOO!!!! I was so excited when he did. I would've cried, but it was a little after midnight & I was exhausted. But as you can see from this picture, he has lost some weight. I took him to the vet this morning to get a check up. That was the best birthday gift I could've gotten.

Mystery in the deep blue sea?!

Ok, before I begin, we've had a very busy past few days. My step father-in-law has been very sick. He was declared terminal a year or so ago and things aren't too well. We really hope Papa T gets better soon and my mother-in-law can rest.

On top of that, STILL NO BIBI!!!

Moving on...this story that broke, nationwide, this week has intrigued me for months and even a few years. Yes, it's interesting to a random person; however, this hits home. Why? Well first of all, read the Dateline transcript. It's a little lengthy, but you really can pick out the evidence.
Mystery in the Deep Blue Sea

Now, having read that, read THIS!!
MURDER

Ok, have you read it? First let me say, that my husband & I watched this on Dateline when it originally aired. He pointed out to me that if I was drowning, on our honeymoon or any other time, he would do everything possible to save me. Vice versa for me. Second, the whole ordeal about the batteries being in backwards, just doesn't look good. That's just my opinion. Finally, all people are innocent until proven guilty (yeah, ok whatever)

Now, are you ready for the best part??? Really?? OK, here goes: Gabe Watson, is my dad's boss' son. Oh yes. It's just really crazy to me. I'm not making that up. If you know my dad, call him & ask him. Otherwise, you'll just have to believe me & know that I'm a little obsessed with this case.

"Well, I should say hello"

In September, Chris & I are going to see one of our favorite comedians, Jim Gaffigan. Tickets were expensive but we have been dying to see him for years. He is so funny. In fact, I’ve used some of his work & tried to make it my own. But, then I feel guilty so I give him credit. I was never good at plagiarizing in school. I always felt guilty.

Everybody knows that I love sweets. If I didn’t, I would be a size 0. But I do and that’s just how it goes. Well, I love cake. I’m so excited because next week is my birthday which means cake. I get to pick out what I want and not have to worry about what other people think. Do I want an ice cream cake, cookie cake or just regular cake? I don’t know. Maybe I’ll have both. In fact, I’m notorious for having multiple desserts in one sitting. If I go to Golden Coral, or any other buffet type restaurant, I eat a salad & then head straight to the dessert portion of the bar. So sad.

Having said all of that, this is my favorite skit he does (be on the lookout around 1:54 and 2:08. I sing those words to this day):

Where art thou?

For those who know me well, know that I love my animals and I love my Bibi. It's almost scary how obsessed I am with him. Bibi sleeps right beside me every night. In fact, sometimes I feel like that scene in Uncle Buck with all of the kids in the bed with him. Just a corner of the sheet. Anyway, Friday night, Bibi ran out the front door. He has yet to return.

I am a very "Ignorance is Bliss" type person. If I don't talk about it, it doesn't happen. If I don't think about it, it doesn't happen. Sometimes that's a good attitude, sometimes it isn't. I just know that in this case, it's best for my sanity. If I really thought about him not being here, I would be in tears. I'm already not sleeping well because of it, but I'm blaming it on other things. Yesterday, I drove around the complex looking for him. I think in a few hours, when it's cooled off, I'm going to go on a walk & look for him. Until then, I'll see what's on television.

Eeeeeeeeeeee!!!

I am so super excited. On October 27th, I'm going to see something I always wanted to see. Ever since I was 14, I dreamed for this day to come. The tickets have officially been purchased!! I can't wait to see these guys live!!! I want a poster for my bedroom, although Chris will hate it. Oh my gosh, I am SUCH A NERD!!!



I need this song on my Ipod!! Why don't I have it yet? Oh that's right, one of our drives on our computer is jacked up. WHO CARES?? I NEED IT!! I am just dying right now. My husband is dying too, but in a different way. I think he is way over it and it's 4 months away. Oh I can't wait. I HEART DONNIE!!!

What a tool!!

Happy June!! This is my favorite month because it's my birthday month. WOO HOO!!!

Yesterday, I was in the kitchen at work. Being the pop culture lover that I am, I overheard 2 attorneys discussion. Granted, these attorneys are in their mid 20's. I wanted to scream by the time it was over. I was glad my friends came in and rescued me. Here was the discussion. I'll start where I walked in:

Attorney J: "You know, that guy from 'Who's The Boss'?"
Attorney W: "Oh yeah uh....Scott Baio"
J: "No, that was Tony Danza"
W: "Who is....oh yeah ok. That was the show with uh..."
J: "Alyssa Milano"
W: "Oh yeah. Mmmm, she's hot. Who's Scott Baio?"
J: "He was on Charles in Charge"
W: "Hmm, I don't remember that show"
J: "It was the show about the college kid that was like the house keeper & helped with the kids"
W: "How old were the kids?"
J: "I don't know but one was Nicole Eggert. Remember her?"
W: "Oh yeah! Mmmm, she's hot."
J: "Yeah"
W: "So what did the parents do? Why did they need a house keeper/nanny"


At this point, I said to myself that these guys are a bunch of tools and I quit listening. I wanted to yell out "It's just a TV show, not real people" but I didn't. I just ate my salad & wondered how I could stab the plastic knife into my eye.