The Office: Business Ethics

Ok so this week was just an ok episode. The only thing that made me laugh, aside from Stanley saying "this meeting" was this scene shown in the picture. The episode was about Holly, the new Toby, had to give a Business Ethics meeting due to Ryan (a.k.a. The Hired Guy) and his shinanigans last season. The scene where Jim was at Andy's desk was just hilarious.

Here are my favorite lines/exchanges:
Creed: The tall guy got engaged

Andy: I'll drop an ethics bomb on you. Would you steal bread to feed your family? ... Boom!Oscar: Exactly, Andy.
Andy: Yeah, I took intro to philosophy, twice. No big deal.
Dwight: It's a trick question. The bread is poisoned. Also, it's not your real family. You've been cuckolded by a stronger, smarter male.
Andy: No that's... not how it works.
Michael: I would not... steal the bread. And I would not let my family go hungry.

Oscar: Ok, once in a while I'll take a long lunch.
Michael: A siesta!
Dwight: Time thief. Time thief! Fire him!
Jim: Dwight, you've really never stolen any company time?
Dwight: Never!
Michael: You are a thief of joy. Anybody else. Yeah?

Michael: Here too. You know what my favorite season is?
Holly: Maybe we should talk about Meredith first.
Michael: Yeah, get the boring stuff out of the way. Autumn was what I was going to say. When the leaves change. It's just, I... I think it is the most contemplative of seasons.

Michael: I will be honest with you. That car ride did not go well and that was not my fault. The only reason I am standing out here right now is because I don't want to take the elevator with her. And I am holding on to her leftovers. [throws Holly's leftovers in the trash]

Like I said, it was just ok. Here is the whole episode:



Sidebar: I think I may be loving the new show Kath and Kim. Time will tell.